is your mom at the bar?
You're my little dorito
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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