How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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