Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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