2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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