You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Let's paint friendship bongs
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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