She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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