Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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