I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Who died my cat blue again?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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