do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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