we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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