I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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