White coat. Heels.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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