Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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