i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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