I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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