That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
birth control should be required to get into college
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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