I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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