There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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