I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She bit a glass in half.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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