why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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