Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Betty ford says i'm here all night
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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