i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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