no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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