Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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