ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Let's get the cat blown out
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
