i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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