I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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