the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Will exercising make me less horny?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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