11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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