I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
should my penis look like a turkey
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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