I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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