I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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