you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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