you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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