not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This baby is an asshole
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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