Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.