i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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