420 ftw
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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