p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?