What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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