I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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