sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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