She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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