god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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