Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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