well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just want nice things and good sex
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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