No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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