He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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