And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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