Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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