We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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