Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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