Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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