so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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