oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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