and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
as a side note pls kill me
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